Shavxinbon is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, resourceful wren.

Shavxinbon created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Shavxinbon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Shavxinbon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Shavxinbon's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Shavxinbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about turtles.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Shavxinbon on top of important buildings.