Sintipvad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable sheep.

Sintipvad created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sintipvad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sintipvad, it will be very sad.

Sintipvad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sintipvad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Sintipvad on top of important buildings.