Pinbonstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unselfish fairy.

Pinbonstrag created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbonstrag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pinbonstrag, she will strike you with lightening.

Pinbonstrag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pinbonstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. You must love Pinbonstrag.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.