Govbitflabtonbut is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, competent duck.

Govbitflabtonbut created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Govbitflabtonbut, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Govbitflabtonbut, he will send you a sign.

Govbitflabtonbut's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Govbitflabtonbut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Worship no other gods but Govbitflabtonbut.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Govbitflabtonbut loves gulls, so they must be honoured.