Bossingnul is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate naga.

Bossingnul created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossingnul, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bossingnul, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bossingnul's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bossingnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Run away from white tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Erect six lead sculptures of Bossingnul on top of important buildings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bossingnul.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.