Wadjamfag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonourable seal.

Wadjamfag created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadjamfag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wadjamfag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wadjamfag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Wadjamfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wadjamfag.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about nebulae.