Vonvoncim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome cow.

Vonvoncim created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonvoncim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vonvoncim, it will come to you in dreams.

Vonvoncim's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vonvoncim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always wear fawn.