Saskiknel is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, happy hippopotamus.

Saskiknel created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saskiknel, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Saskiknel, he will turn you into a goat.

Saskiknel's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Saskiknel's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Saskiknel loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink alcohol.