Yamfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humane tapir.

Yamfut created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamfut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yamfut, it will turn you into a puffin.

Yamfut's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yamfut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight badgers approach from the north.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never think about gravity.