Capdavpid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, annoying sheep.

Capdavpid created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Capdavpid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Capdavpid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Capdavpid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Capdavpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Retreat if six foxes approach from the east.

3. Put Capdavpid first in all things.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Capdavpid must be the most important thing in your life.