Popbastfet is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, able naga.

Popbastfet created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popbastfet, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Popbastfet, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Popbastfet's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Popbastfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never laugh in the presence of geese.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Never pour water over plants.