Zodgedbut Fossflapdum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying chinchilla.

Zodgedbut Fossflapdum created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodgedbut Fossflapdum, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zodgedbut Fossflapdum, it will jump up and down on your head.

Zodgedbut Fossflapdum's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zodgedbut Fossflapdum's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zodgedbut Fossflapdum.