Flamfagpark Hunvinlab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid hyena.

Flamfagpark Hunvinlab created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamfagpark Hunvinlab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flamfagpark Hunvinlab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flamfagpark Hunvinlab's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flamfagpark Hunvinlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.