Dogcunceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, prudent parrot.

Dogcunceb created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogcunceb, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogcunceb, it will manifest in front of you.

Dogcunceb's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dogcunceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not stand on grass.