Dogcunceb is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, prudent
parrot.
Dogcunceb created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dogcunceb, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dogcunceb, it will manifest in front of you.
Dogcunceb's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Dogcunceb's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear tin on your body.
2. Do not hurt voles.
3. Do not eat lentils.
4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Do not stand on grass.