Bim Botnillnill is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind swallow.

Bim Botnillnill created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bim Botnillnill, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bim Botnillnill, it will turn you into a slug.

Bim Botnillnill's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bim Botnillnill's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bim Botnillnill.

4. Do not take Bim Botnillnill's name in vain.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.