Liknelyog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane hydra.

Liknelyog created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Liknelyog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Liknelyog, she will destroy your home solar system.

Liknelyog's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Liknelyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Liknelyog loves nematodes, so they must be respected.