Targxemjam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless whale.

Targxemjam created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Targxemjam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Targxemjam, he will turn you into a plant.

Targxemjam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Targxemjam's Holy Commandments

1. Targxemjam loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide if nine moths approach from the east.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look after injured geese.