Targxemjam is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless
whale.
Targxemjam created silver eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Targxemjam, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Targxemjam, he will turn you into a plant.
Targxemjam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Targxemjam's Holy Commandments1. Targxemjam loves pigs, so they must be honoured.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Hide if nine moths approach from the east.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Always look after injured geese.