Cubkadton is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid salamander.

Cubkadton created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubkadton, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cubkadton, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cubkadton's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cubkadton's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Cubkadton must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Cubkadton.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.