Cubkadton is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid
salamander.
Cubkadton created a down quark five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cubkadton, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Cubkadton, he will have a low opinion of you.
Cubkadton's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Cubkadton's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Cubkadton must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.
4. Worship no other gods but Cubkadton.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.