Tunyakdidtenhatgomtargnill is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain goat.

Tunyakdidtenhatgomtargnill created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunyakdidtenhatgomtargnill, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tunyakdidtenhatgomtargnill, he will manifest in front of you.

Tunyakdidtenhatgomtargnill's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tunyakdidtenhatgomtargnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.