Mobtablist is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring wombat.

Mobtablist created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobtablist, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobtablist, she will turn you into a snail.

Mobtablist's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Mobtablist's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple skirts.

2. Never sing near shrews.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Always help badgers in need.

5. Do not commit murder.