Sitbodcen is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, proud dragonfly.

Sitbodcen created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitbodcen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sitbodcen, he will cry a lot.

Sitbodcen's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sitbodcen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Never paint your hands indigo.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sitbodcen.

5. Feed all hungry otters.