Migdagrul is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, competent zebra.

Migdagrul created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migdagrul, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Migdagrul, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Migdagrul's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Migdagrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

5. Never laugh in the presence of goats.