Vadwad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, weak fly.

Vadwad created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadwad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vadwad, it will turn you into a duck.

Vadwad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Vadwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Put Vadwad first in all things.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never write about cell theory.