Vadwad is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, weak
fly.
Vadwad created matter two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vadwad, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Vadwad, it will turn you into a duck.
Vadwad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Vadwad's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.
3. Put Vadwad first in all things.
4. Never talk about moons.
5. Never write about cell theory.