Cutzodcip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, staggering dog.

Cutzodcip created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Cutzodcip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cutzodcip, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cutzodcip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cutzodcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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