Gudfatrill is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, narcissistic dove.

Gudfatrill created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudfatrill, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gudfatrill, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gudfatrill's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gudfatrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.