Nadgovgil Stragpomflab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind duck.

Nadgovgil Stragpomflab created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadgovgil Stragpomflab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nadgovgil Stragpomflab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nadgovgil Stragpomflab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nadgovgil Stragpomflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Nadgovgil Stragpomflab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide from indigo ducks for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.