Yatbomquartnartdon is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective newt.

Yatbomquartnartdon created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatbomquartnartdon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yatbomquartnartdon, he will turn you into a duck.

Yatbomquartnartdon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Yatbomquartnartdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. You must love Yatbomquartnartdon.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.