Safdidmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced elephant.

Safdidmeg created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safdidmeg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Safdidmeg, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Safdidmeg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Safdidmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Retreat if eight otters approach from the north.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never pour water over plants.