Sawrawstig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent badger.

Sawrawstig created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawrawstig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawrawstig, it will turn you into a frog.

Sawrawstig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sawrawstig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sawrawstig.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Never jump near shrews.