Spagsugmutgep is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, impressive bee.

Spagsugmutgep created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagsugmutgep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Spagsugmutgep, he will turn you into a rat.

Spagsugmutgep's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Spagsugmutgep's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.