Cibniljinpiddun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy naga.

Cibniljinpiddun created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibniljinpiddun, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cibniljinpiddun, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cibniljinpiddun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cibniljinpiddun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Always obey Cibniljinpiddun's priests.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Cibniljinpiddun loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.