Capdidrow is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, pitiless walrus.

Capdidrow created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capdidrow, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Capdidrow, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Capdidrow's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Capdidrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never feed turnips to frogs while wearing fawn tights.

4. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

5. Do not hurt birds.