Xucflabnig is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, humorless
gerbil.
Xucflabnig created a quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xucflabnig, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Xucflabnig, he will make you grow a tail.
Xucflabnig's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Xucflabnig's Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Never think ill of sick foxes.
5. Always pray immersed in water.