Tofrigtab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring jaguar.

Tofrigtab created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tofrigtab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tofrigtab, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tofrigtab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tofrigtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shave your face.