Haknibced is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating faun.

Haknibced created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haknibced, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Haknibced, he will remove you from existence.

Haknibced's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Haknibced's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not take Haknibced's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.