Fenflanced is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful aardvark.

Fenflanced created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fenflanced, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fenflanced, she will turn you into a snail.

Fenflanced's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fenflanced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Fenflanced on top of all buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.