Benfudtim is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sapient fairy.

Benfudtim created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Benfudtim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Benfudtim, he will come to you in dreams.

Benfudtim's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Benfudtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Benfudtim's name in vain.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Benfudtim.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Always obey Benfudtim's priests.

5. Do not chop down trees.