Motdabdun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow clam.

Motdabdun created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motdabdun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Motdabdun, it will send you a sign.

Motdabdun's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Motdabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.