Ragmumpom is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, intelligent otter.

Ragmumpom created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragmumpom, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ragmumpom, she will come to you in dreams.

Ragmumpom's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ragmumpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Always take life seriously.