Narfitzen is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish chinchilla.

Narfitzen created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narfitzen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Narfitzen, he will turn you into a puffin.

Narfitzen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Narfitzen's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.