Hugnilbam Ligflydonbepjapfun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional wyrm.

Hugnilbam Ligflydonbepjapfun created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Hugnilbam Ligflydonbepjapfun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hugnilbam Ligflydonbepjapfun, it will think nothing of it.

Hugnilbam Ligflydonbepjapfun's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hugnilbam Ligflydonbepjapfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.