Bafnarlced is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced scorpion.

Bafnarlced created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafnarlced, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bafnarlced, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bafnarlced's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bafnarlced's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.