Motpodrow is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain badger.

Motpodrow created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Motpodrow, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Motpodrow, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Motpodrow's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Motpodrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Retreat if six porpoises approach from the south.