Rankopbag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-assured fox.

Rankopbag created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rankopbag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rankopbag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rankopbag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Rankopbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to geese while wearing pink jumpers.

2. Worship no other gods but Rankopbag.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about fire.