Zodbudfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud deer.

Zodbudfoss created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zodbudfoss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zodbudfoss, she will turn you into a rat.

Zodbudfoss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zodbudfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Hide from turquoise grasshopers for they are unholy.