Kopbitnut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, idiotic chinchilla.

Kopbitnut created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopbitnut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kopbitnut, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kopbitnut's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Kopbitnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Always take life seriously.