Rowsawnull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy cobra.

Rowsawnull created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Rowsawnull, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rowsawnull, he will turn you into a goat.

Rowsawnull's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rowsawnull's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Always obey Rowsawnull's priests.