Flanhakart Xenflanmil Stragyat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish dragonfly.

Flanhakart Xenflanmil Stragyat created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flanhakart Xenflanmil Stragyat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Flanhakart Xenflanmil Stragyat, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flanhakart Xenflanmil Stragyat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Flanhakart Xenflanmil Stragyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect eight tin sculptures of Flanhakart Xenflanmil Stragyat on top of important buildings.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Always pray immersed in water.