Weejarnquam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, impressive camel.

Weejarnquam created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Weejarnquam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Weejarnquam, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Weejarnquam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Weejarnquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near tapirs.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not commit murder.