Rakwapyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, cheerful ant.

Rakwapyarl created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakwapyarl, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rakwapyarl, it will turn you into a frog.

Rakwapyarl's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rakwapyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rakwapyarl.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Never mention tapirs.