Rakwapyarl is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, cheerful
ant.
Rakwapyarl created humanity six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rakwapyarl, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Rakwapyarl, it will turn you into a frog.
Rakwapyarl's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Rakwapyarl's Holy Commandments1. Never write about gravity.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Rakwapyarl.
3. Do not wear copper on your body.
4. Never hurt snakes.
5. Never mention tapirs.